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    > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Refugee for life.
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    > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Post by Highdollar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:33 pm

    > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
    > up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
    > she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
    > the seat right beside his.
    > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or
    > pleasure?'
    > She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual
    > Nymphomaniacs of America Convention, in Boston .'
    > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman, he had ever seen
    > sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
    > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
    > business
    > role at this convention?'
    > 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my
    > personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
    > 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'
    > 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men, are
    > the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
    > Indian, who is most likely to possess that trait.
    > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually
    > it
    > is men of Jewish descent, who are the best.
    > 'I have also discovered that the lover, with absolutely the best stamina
    > is
    > the Southern Redneck.'
    > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable, and blushed. 'I'm
    > sorry,'
    > she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
    > even know your name.'
    > 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba'

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    Re: > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Post by Kuwatatak on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:54 pm

    Ive been know to jump guilds now and again...
    Ive been know to jump guilds now and again...

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    Re: > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Post by Gali on Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:04 pm

    Ive been know to jump guilds now and again...
    Ive been know to jump guilds now and again...

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    Re: > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Post by Rodolfox on Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:21 am

    that was real funny, you just made my day :p
    Who the &$^% needs these RvE'ers anyways?!
    Who the &$^% needs these RvE'ers anyways?!

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    Re: > Nymphomaniac Convention

    Post by Incendiario on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:33 pm

    How did you know my real name?!?!? Evil or Very Mad

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