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    Little Mary Margaret

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    Highdollar
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    Little Mary Margaret

    Post by Highdollar on Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:04 pm

    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student inCatholicSchoo l
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
    'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
    Sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

    A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
    But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.

    Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
    In the butt.

    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
    'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question...' What did Eve say to Adam after
    She had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

    This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that
    Damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

    The nun fainted........ ...


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    Re: Little Mary Margaret

    Post by meowa on Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:56 pm

    LOL! Nice 1 sir...
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    Re: Little Mary Margaret

    Post by meowa on Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:58 pm

    Deer Hunting / Christmas joke - Funny - I heard this on the radio driving to work the other day...

    "What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks."

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